The rest of the Academy Awards: 

alexander-sexgard:

apriki:

• Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
• Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
• Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
• I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling In Love With A Neurotic Middle Aged Man
• Hugot to Be Kidding Me: Hugo
• Best New Artist: Angelina Jolie’s Leg, Daaaamn Girl
• Get This Guy To Host the Oscars: Robert Downey Jr, Sunglasses at the Oscars
• Sorry You Weren’t Nominated, You Were Really Good: Drive
• Talk To Me Until I Fall Asleep (Best Voice Award): Jean Dujardin, Walking Charm Bomb
• Most Expensive Pointless Scene: Harry and Voldemort facemeld, Harry Potter
• Least Likely to Give A Shit: Gary Oldman, His Life

biggest dick: Michael Fassbender

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